The Hitchhikker's Guide to the Galaxy!!!

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The Book: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell: 
The Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground! 
[dies] 
The Book: Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.' Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now. 
 (you may want to lower your speakers a bit, I think I recorded it funny)

HNM Jog-A Thon!

This year's jog-a-thon was totally awesome! As always, the event was at Damien HS (YAY! IM GOING THERE) and they got a brand new track! The track used to be dirt in previous years, but now, it's rubber! This year, I saw no 8th graders actually participating except Lauren and McKenna and Bianca! No, Lauren cheated.... But anyway, I wanted to see how quickly I could dash across the football field on the track; my best is 17 seconds!!!

I MADE IT!

I FINALLY got my letter to Damien Highschool!  And I GOT IN!! Who hoo! I was so tensed up that I wouldn't make it but I did! Awesome! (sorry this was like last week, I just forgot to put it up)

Go Kart Racing

Wow! Last Monday I went go cart racing, and it was soooo fun! I was drifting all over the course!! IT WAS AWESOME! And, you know the sad thing is that I was going to invite Lauren, but you were at Dianna's house... And second, I tried inviting Andrew and then, apparently, he wasn't ready because I didn't tell him ahead of time, because I was inviting him at the last minute... But he also had homework, so I get why he couldn't go.... Just givin' him some understanding... But, anyway I have started to blog more often.....(Lauren).... So you will see more of my posts! My last few posts were apparently not viewed the time I intended them to... So, I (hope) figured that I didn't get like, a comment or response because I guess Lauren doesn't normally check my blogspot like she used to... I guess that was partly my fault.. But anyway, go cart racing was A BLAST!!! I sooooo wish I could have invited you, Lauren! That was SOOOOO fun!! Maybe this weekend! I have to take you! It is SSSOOOO AAWWEESSOOMMEE!!!!! So maybe this weekend??

RE: will you be my valentine

Nevermind...

Will You Be My Valentine?

Yeah this picture has a theme behind it... You could tell can't you? I mean it's not just A picture... It is here for a reason... Get it now? : ) Well anyway that's the whole reason behind it. But besides that, It represents "I'm cold without you" kind of thing. It is not a snowman for Christmas time in February. Anyway, You see that other thing the snow man is holding? ..............Is it.............maybe...........................................................a....giftcard?........To.............................Hmmmmm...................

I don't know ask someone to make sure................Lol....

A Rose...

Well, one day I just decided to create a rose for some artistic reason... Anyway, I think it turned out nice. I actually made two roses, though. One is "thought" and the other is "think". Man, I'm alredy beginning to sound crazy! Ha ha! Anyway, I did these two roses with a paint program on my laptop, here. I never thought I would have done a rose though... Anyway, I also just started to wonder why a rose and I think it has something to do with my mood... I somehow got happier! It's like I found my happiness, and I feel so in sync (NO pun intended! Heh he.)with the world and everything around me... I know I'm not crazy because I can still paint, sketch, sculpt and animate! (I sound so crazy right now!)I don't know, maybe it's that I started to become an artist again! I'd love to post more art! I think I will right now! : )

Nothing Exciting Happens When I'm Alone With Someone

Its finally done! Gosh. The science project was maybe the hardest thing anyone ever does! But anyway, I haven't been writing because MY SCHEDULE IS PACKED! Man, I'm talking homework, then karate, then tennis, then basketball, then other things that are mandatory to do at home like chores and stuff. But, I will say that 8Th grade has been pretty hard so far. But you know my friends are the ones that keep me from going crazy from all this work! They help me feel OK at the end. Also, when I'm alone nothing happens, so I like to go with others, where all exciting experiences happen... The more the merrier in most cases! If I'm alone with one person, I won't bother to do very much because more fun involves more people.(Lauren that's why I like being with both you and Jackson). Nothing happens when people are alone! When there's another individual, especially a kid, exciting things happen! Watching movies all day can get a bit boring... There's nothing exciting... If people were meant to be annoying-free, there's no excitement... Depending on the situation. Anyways, I believe there's no point in trying for something exciting alone, when something fun can automatically happen with more people! Get more involved, and more fun to look back and remember! But anyway, this post is for Andrew and Lauren! Andrew, when I'm alone with you... I'm not at all. Playing XBOX online is having fun with others! Being guys, we just like being with a crowd so that we don't embarrass ourselves... At least not for long period of time... But, that's us. You might think being alone with someone involves exciting opportunities, but not in my world... Nothing to be happening around me and somebody else alone unless it involves others... So we're not alone after all. Because nothing happens being alone with me, because I can't start anything exciting without being hesitant... That's why I got my Friends! TWO friends. With Lauren, I'm with Jack as well. With Andrew, I'm playing XBOX with Jeremy, or just watching... Come to think of it, this kinda just applies to Lauren... Anyway, Kudos to my friends...