FUNNY quote from a movie!!!

Suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale will be called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with it's identity. This is what it thought as it fell:

"Ahhh woah, whats happening!? Who am I!? What's my purpose in life!? ... what do I mean by who am I...? Ok ok calm down get a grip now... Ooh this is an interesting sensation. Its a sort of a tingling in my- well I guess I'll just start finding a funny name for it! Let's call it ah- a tail. Yeah! Tail! And whats this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind? Is that a good name? That'll do. Yay this is really exciting! I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what 's this thing coming towards so very fast, so big and flat and round it needs a big wide sounding name like ow, ound, round, ground. Ah! That's it! Ground! HA! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello ground!" (Boom)

Many have speculated that if we know what the whale thought then we should know a lot more about the universe than we do now.

From the movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy